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viernes, 5 de agosto de 2011

What men want


I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far...The car-horn-honk, is that a beauty? Have you seen men doing this? What is this? The man is in the car, the woman walks by the front of the car, he honks: [imitates horn]

e-eeehh, eehhh, eehhh, this man is out of ideas. How does it...? [imitates horn again] e-e-e-eeeehhhh, "I don't think she likes me"...The amazing thing is, that we still get women, don't we. Men, I mean, men are with women. You see men with women. How are men getting women, many people wonder. Let me tell you a little bit about our organization. "Where ever women are?", we have a man working on the situation right now. Now, he may not be our best man, OK, we have a lot of areas to cover, but someone from our staff is on the scene...That's why, I think, men get frustrated, when we see women reading articles, like: "Where to meet men?". We're here, we are everywhere. We're honking our horns to serve you better.
(Del episodio "pilot", Seinfeld)

viernes, 15 de julio de 2011

Matrix

Civilization:

"Have you ever stood and stared at
it, Morpheus?  Marveled at its
beauty.  Its genius.  Billions of
people just living out their 
lives... oblivious.

Did you know that the first Matrix
was designed to be a perfect human
world?  Where none suffered, where
everyone would be happy.  It was a
disaster.  No one would accept the
program.  Entire crops were lost.

Some believed we lacked the
programming language to describe
your perfect world.  But I believe
that, as a species, human beings
define their reality through
suffering and misery.




The perfect world was a dream that
your primitive cerebrum kept
trying to wake up from.  Which is
why the Matrix was re-designed to
this:  the peak of your
civilization.

I say 'your civilization' because
as soon as we start thinking for
you, it really becomes our
civilization, which is, of course,
what this is all about.

Evolution, Morpheus.  Evolution.

Like the dinosaur.  Look out that
window.  You had your time.

The future is our world, Morpheus.
The future is our time."

Virus:



"I'd like to share a revelation
that I've had during my time here.
It came to me when I tried to
classify your species.  I've
realized that you are not actually
mammals.

Every mammal on this planet
instinctively develops a natural
equilibrium with the surrounding
environment.  But you humans do
not.  You move to an area and you
multiply and multiply until every
natural resource is consumed and
the only way you can survive is to
spread to another area.



There is another organism on this
planet that follows the same
pattern.  Do you know what it is?
A virus.

Human beings are a disease, a
cancer of this planet.  You are a
plague.  And we are... the cure."

lunes, 13 de junio de 2011

Wisdom from a town hall in rural Mali



"Remember the day on which you entered the world crying surrounded by people who were celebrating. Act in such a way that you can leave (this world) smiling while everybody cries and regrets your departure."

martes, 28 de diciembre de 2010

Filosofía de Vida

Es un concepto simple, raso, es un requisito minimo: "Que tenga más tetas que panza". Así definió un amigo el espectro de posibilidades en cuanto a su selección de mujeres. Lo encuentro adecuado =)

miércoles, 24 de noviembre de 2010

El otro lado de las cosas

Del otro lado a veces tengo noticias. A veces lo veo, cuando por ejemplo antes de dormir el pensamiento caprichoso juega con mi mente hasta que me quedo dormido. En ese instante de conciencia, entre el despiertar y el sueño, se abre un cofre que me deja contemplar el vacio, y llegar.

Otras veces el otro lado es más sutil. Cuando se dan acciones casuales también entiendo que hay algo más, que no llegamos a entender. Algo que nos sobrepasa, superior a la conciencia y al accionar humano. Es ahí, cuando perdemos el control sin saberlo y cuando la inconciencia nos domina que tenemos un vistazo de aquello que llamó Julio "el otro lado".

La realidad hay que deconstruirla apuntando a un caos controlado, romper estructuras pero sin perder la base.